记录一些吐槽博士老板的日常
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当作树洞吐个槽，不定期更新。如果有些"吐槽和段子"让你也想起了身边的某些人，我只能表示深表同情。如果你觉得太负面无趣，提前给您道个歉。
[1]
Talking about my advisor with a friend.
Friend A: "You know, you are in an abusive environment! He ..."
Me: "But he is actually nice, you know. He is always smiling in the lab meetings. He always says 'Go relax. Don't work. Have a nice weekend.' We thought of reporting him, but there is no evidence ..."
Friend A: "Yeah, you cannot report him. This is emontional abuse. He has personality issues. He is using you, taking advantage of you. Every minute he is reminding you not to cross him in any ways otherwise he will torture you. But go ahead, go have a nice weekend!"
Me: "Huh..."
[2]
Boss: "You should not cite these papers. These are just small conference papers. Citing these will impact the novelty of the work. You know, our lab thought of using these methods 20 years ago. It is not like you read these papers and then use these methods because of these papers. I thought of doing it first. I even wrote a grant about this, although it is not funded..."
In the updated paper version (only circulated among grad students):
"The corresponding author of this work is the pioneer in thinking about using xxx for xxx and wrote a grant on it 20 years ago. Even though the grant was rejected because the reviewers were too short-sighted, we have used the power of mind to demonstrate the feasibility of xxx."
[1]
Talking about my advisor with a friend.
Friend A: "You know, you are in an abusive environment! He ..."
Me: "But he is actually nice, you know. He is always smiling in the lab meetings. He always says 'Go relax. Don't work. Have a nice weekend.' We thought of reporting him, but there is no evidence ..."
Friend A: "Yeah, you cannot report him. This is emontional abuse. He has personality issues. He is using you, taking advantage of you. Every minute he is reminding you not to cross him in any ways otherwise he will torture you. But go ahead, go have a nice weekend!"
Me: "Huh..."
[2]
Boss: "You should not cite these papers. These are just small conference papers. Citing these will impact the novelty of the work. You know, our lab thought of using these methods 20 years ago. It is not like you read these papers and then use these methods because of these papers. I thought of doing it first. I even wrote a grant about this, although it is not funded..."
In the updated paper version (only circulated among grad students):
"The corresponding author of this work is the pioneer in thinking about using xxx for xxx and wrote a grant on it 20 years ago. Even though the grant was rejected because the reviewers were too short-sighted, we have used the power of mind to demonstrate the feasibility of xxx."
